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Hey all,

Have been a bit lax with posting about yuletide / replying to the awesome comments that people were lovely enough to leave - mostly because for the first time in years I had actual New Year's plans. It was weird and sort of awesome. A good friend of mine came down on the 31st and we headed down to the Southbank for the fireworks. It was overcrowded and the people and the view were somewhat rubbish, but it's something else to cross off the to-do list. When we got back we had a couple of whiskeys and then went to bed until another friend arrived in the morning, when I finished off my left over whisky from the night before. This is not a recommended way to start off a new year. We then headed up to Camden to spend a day with my favourite reprobate actors, The RSC - who I sort of love a ridiculous amount and who have definitely been a major part of the last two years for me.

We saw The Winter's Tale matinee - which was I think the most beautiful of the ensemble productions - at the end of the first half Leontes world, signified by two huge bookcases, came crashing down with a cascade of books that formed Bohemia in the second half - rocks and cliffs and trees and a bear made out of the pages from books. Symbolically and visually it's stunning. Yesterday, though, it went a bit wrong - one of the bookcases started tilting too early ("Oh my god ! The bookcase is trying to kill David Rubin!" "It's ok, he'll bounce") So they had to stop the scene in the middle of one of the most dramatic moments whilst they all stared at it for a while and then pick it back up later - a very strange experience. But still awesome. I shall miss the production ridiculously.

Then we grabbed a quick Indian and headed back to the Roundhouse for the final night of Romeo and Juliet in London. This production is just incredible - completely changed my opinion of the play - completely made me fall in love with it. I think there's unlikely to be a production this good for a very long time to come, so everyone should go and see it when it's in Stratford next year. I've seen it about ten times, which is silly and I'm still thrilled every time I see it (two more performances planned as well). Go and see it for the drama and the fighting and the setting people on fire and the dancing and Romeo and Juliet and Mecutio and the ridiculous twisted Capulets, who I love, and the way it makes you think and for Shakespeare's words, which never wear out.

We also may have started drinking the coke and whisky we'd snuck in, during the interval. I fear we may be the only people ever to sneak alcohol into Shakespeare. Then we went to the bar afterwards and bought several more whiskys and then we may also have had a hip flask of the good whisky that we'd brought and after that it was all a bit silly and my arms went weird and we eventually stumbled our way back to Waterloo.

Needless to say, today I have the hangover from hell (though I did manage to go on a tour of the Globe - other theatre of my help) and so have still been rubbish about posting about Yuletide today, but shall try to make it up now - so expect a couple of posts coming up with links to my stories (I wrote a few this year - mostly because I have been stuck in the flat on-call and ill and partly because I've had writers block for about six months, so it was great just to be writing again).

First of all though - please go and shower the two amazing gifts I got with love - they are both about the ridiculously twisted Orkney family of Arthurian legend - I will eventually do a post about how much I love them and the De Galis family, in their insane, murderous, incestuous ways. For now, revel in these stories about them -  Last Time Around and Pellinore's Head - I adore them both.

Soon links - eventually comment replies! Though maybe not all this evening. I am still feeling very delicate.

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Ok, so my  manager who has been off for two and a half weeks, called in sick today 15 minutes after his shift started, possibly because he's sunburnt. There is something very very wrong with this. Mostly, what is wrong with it is that it means again I am on my own for two hours and possibly very, very bored. So I thought I should post an actual update.

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I have no idea if I have already posted about this - bit my life has turned all upside down. Though I still love Stratford dearly, the Holiday Inn got all sorts of unbearable and my depression pretty much hit rock bottom - so I decided to get out whilst I was capable and have moved to London. I've got a temporary job back at UCL helping in the residences - which is mostly fine if a bit boring (stress free is good though, I seriously don't miss the panic attacks). Plus the pay is great or will be when I eventually get paid - it's monthly in arrears which means my first two months are without pay - this has been somewhat painful on my wallet, though not enough to stop me going out a ridiculous amount.

I'm working near King's Cross but living up in Archway, which I like - it is definitely rough compared to Stratford (where isn't) but there is a surprising amount of greenery and I'm all but convinced that I live in the middle of a labyrinth (everywhere looks the same, I get lost regularly). It's even quieter than Stratford weirdly as we're so closed in that no cars come round by us.

I'm renting rooms which are by far the nicest I've ever lived in - huge windows, wooden floors... well, wooden nearly everything really as my landlord and his friends built the street back in the 70s. My landlord is a wealthy hippy who vanishes to Portugal for long stretches of time and apparently was friends with Monty Python. And his dog is a calendar model. I like it when life is strange.

ETA: Living in London also occasionally includes awesome things like passing Angel Fucking Coulby in the underground - who looks ridiculously beautiful even when she is tired and in a rush.

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My life in Stratford was mostly about going to the theatre and my life in London has mostly been about... going to the theatre. And other weird bits and bobs. I'm out three or four times a week usually and still can't cram in everything I want to see. Some of my favourites so far:

Beyond the Horizon - this and Spring Storm at the National are fantastic. The plays are both great, the set is beautiful and striking but mostly it's the acting that made me fall in love. Love triangles are acted out in both plays with the same core of actors, which give the pieces strange resonances within each other. Both Michael Thompson and Michael Malarkey are great but it's Liz White from Life on Mars who really shines - if you can catch her in anything, just go.

Oxygen - a weird combination of breakdancing and Russian theatre, but totally awesome. Written by Ivan Vyrypaev and focusing on what being young and disenfranchised and alive at the beginning of the 21st century is about. And about the stories we tell ourselves. It all fits together surprisingly well. "In every man there are two dancers. The right hand dancer and the left hand dancer..."

Hair - ok, I've seen this one several times but it's joyous and exuberant and leaving much too soon. Go and see it.

Nevermore: The Imaginary Life and Mysterious Death of Edgar Allen Poe - this is my utter favourite, probably the thing that I have loved most in years. It's gothic and macabre and moving and a musical and made me cry five different times and left me thinking and shaken for days. By the Canadian Catalyst Company, I'm just managing to hold off getting tickets for New York to see it again.

Next on the agenda is a Korean version of Romeo and Juliet, with martial arts. Yay.

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Not London based, but the RSC have also done an excellent version of Le Morte D'Arthur in Stratford, which I rather love and has finally helped me to read the book. Only got 150 pages to go. Both the play and the book are strange beasts and I might write properly about one or the other or both later.

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I am hoping you can help me out, oh clever friends of mine. There seem to be dozens of films about guys taking the 'not pretty, unpopular, geeky girl' and turning her into a prom queen or what not, but are there any where the opposite happens i.e. the girls 'transform' the unpopular boy instead.

I ask as for some reason my head has decided this is what it wants - and as is normal with my head, if nothing suitable is forthcoming it makes up it's own. It's a terrible affliction and now I have a full plot for a teen movie running through my head. There are english exchange students and girl friendships and a queer narrative....

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Speaking of things, you have no idea why you want. I was thinking about Friends the other day and how easy it would be to do a next generation style thing - with Ben and Emily, and Pheobe's triplets and Monica and Chandler's twins... not to mention any potential future babies they might have (I'm sure Joey must have had a few along the way). More worrying was the realisation that I'd actually really like to watch said show. Oh dear.

Then again, I also want to see a sequel to Flashdance done in the disney style (in disney sequels more often than not, the descendant of our original hero/heroine wants the opposite of what their parents wanted - so Arial's saughter longed to be a mermaid and Scamp wanted to be a street dog etc.) - so what I really want is a story of a dancer, who secretly goes out at night and fulfills her desire to weld.

Who's with me? No one? Oh, all right then.
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So I may or may not have just wasted an evening playing with the "I write like..." meme (I'm too tired to do much else, long week at work). And even though I have serious doubts about it's value, honestly - it was interesting.

I started off with one of the two original stories I'm working on and decided to do a scene at a time, which was, mostly, confusing. I ended up with:- Charles Dickens, Dan Brown, Edgar Allen Poe, Leo Tolstoy, Jonathan Swift, James Joyce, Margaret Atwood, Stephen King, Raymond Chandler, Chuck Palahniuk, Ray Bradbury, Mario Puzo, Vladimir Nabokov and lots of Agatha Christie.

I'm not even really sure what to make of all that, it's a bit eclectic and I have a sneaking suspicion that coherency of style might be something that people look for in a book. Ah well, that's what editing is for.

The other original story I'm working on, the one set in space, came out overall as Robert Louis Stevenson. I have decided that that is kind of cool. :D

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After that , I decided to go through my fanfic, so vaguely chronologically:

The Car Problem - Raymond Chandler
Medical Research - Chuck Palahniuk
Merlin 2010: A Fresh Start - J.K.Rowling
A Very 'Nightmare' Christmas - Chuck Palahniuk
Between Two Beats - Dan Brown
Cold - Chuck Palahniuk
The Once and Future Captain - Valdomir Nabokov
The Tempest - Chuck Palahniuk
Old Horizons, New Skies - Chuck Palahniuk
Drinking Games - Dan Brown
Under the Burnt Orange Sky - Kurt Vonnegut
Tripping the Light Fantastic (How Micky Smith Got His Groove Back) - Dan Brown
A Series of Conversations on an Awkward Subject - Dan Brown
A Terrible Cost - Chuck Palahniuk
Giving Gifts - Chuck Palahniuk
Crazy Little Thing Called Love - P.G. Wodehouse
Job Requirements - Chuck Palahniuk
Had I The Heavens - Chuck Palahniuk
Seven Things - James Joyce
Fractured - Dan Brown


So, I guess in terms of general patterns - I write like Chuck Palahniuk a lot and Dan Brown more often than maybe I'd like (though it was his plot primarily I disliked and given that A Series of Conversations is one of the stories I'm still proudest of, I'm not going to be too upset about that). Am ridiculously amused that The Once and Future Captain came out as Vladomir Nabokov in a lol whut way. Wondering if there's any connection between Merlin 2010 being by far my most popular story and apparently it being like J.K.Rowling, that sort of makes sense to me. And I think it's kind of cool that there is some variety in styles.

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I also put through the two fanfics I'm working on at the moment (yep, even though I'm not posting I am still writing - although I'm gutted I completely flaked on my lgbtfest story. Alas.) And got:

Hair story - H.P.Lovecraft
Merlin story - Douglas Adams (yay!)


So, there you go - utter waste of an evening, but sometimes that's what life is about.
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OK, so I've been meaning to write this post for ages and now seemed as good a time as any. So on for the sticky subject of BBC's 'Merlin', Guenivere and the subject of race. Dedicated to [personal profile] such_heights, on the occasion of her birthday as my creative juices have flown the coop recently and because she loves Gwen as every right thinking person should.



Cut for being overly long... and historical )


OK, so I hope this has been maybe a little helpful one way or another. Please let me know if I've said anything offensive, I may have messed up and I'd be much happier getting it fixed.



LGBT Fest

Mar. 30th, 2010 11:00 pm
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So - I really loved writing for the LGBTfest last year and have been looking forward massively to taking part again this year. Only I have a massive problem - I cannot pick a prompt - there are so many good ones and I have narrowed it down to four, but now I am stuck. I have been hoping that one of them would suddenly reach out and grab me for the last two days, but so far - nothing. So I come seeking your help. I may or may not ignore it. ;)

Four fandoms, four prompts, no decisiveness.

Prompts )


 


OK - so I am a little amused how all the stories I want to write are funny, gen-ish looks at what it means to be queer - and I might write some of them outside of the fest if no one else claims them. But right now I just need to choose something, so as I can't do a poll (alas, alas, alack), if you have a minute you can put what you think in the comments.

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Also I may have fallen slightly in love with the RSC's current production of Romeo and Juliet - so if anyone fancies coming and seeing it in Stratford, let me know. :D



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An idea stolen from [personal profile] such_heights  - to help me keep all my fics in order. I'll try to keep it updated as I go along. Clicking the title of any of the fics will take you to Archive of our Own where it is hosted, you'll also find a link to a word file that you can download.

My policy on permissions for use of my work is that you don't in fact need my permission to make art, record podfic, remix, critique, translate, save, share or otherwise reuse and interact with anything I've done. I'd love it if you'd share a link with me when you're done.

Any comments are also welcome – I’d love to hear what worked for you and (truly) what didn’t or about those really obvious typos that my mind can’t see anymore. If you don’t want to comment publicly, feel free to e-mail me at rhianwatts@gmail.com . Everything and anything will be loved and cherished.


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Merlin )
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Doctor Who / Sarah Jane Adventures / Torchwood )
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Star Trek )

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I suspect a mental health post of sorts is long overdue as things have been bad for the last couple of months and I could really do with venting and advice, but that shall wait for now. Instead have some odd fannish musings.



DVD Meme

Feb. 28th, 2010 01:00 pm
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I spotted this meme on [livejournal.com profile] eschatologies livejournal and as one of my big financial flaws is my irresistable urge to fill my shelves with TV shows on DVD, I thought I'd give it a go (plus I sort of wanted to know what I actually have):

List all of the television shows you have on DVD, no matter how obscure or embarrassing. Even if you only own one season, list it. Let's see who has what!

Cut because... well, it's long )

Now better go and see if I can write the 2,500 words I need to hit my writing target for this month.
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Oh god, I fear this fic is a terrible, terrible mistake. Ah well. So another crossover, two of my favourite British comedies get all mixed up - with much, much silliness.

Title: The Car Problem
Fandom: Mighty Boosh / Black Books
Characters: Sort of many, many characters but mostly - Bernard, Fran and Manny; Vince, Howard, Naboo and Bollo and all sorts of original characters
Word Count: 14,405
Summary: There's been a mix-up - the Nabootique is looking a bit grimy and there are books everywhere. Meanwhile Bernard Black is having a fashion crisis. It involves a jumpsuit. And things are just getting weirder.


Now I'm going to crawl into a hole somewhere. Hope you enjoy. :D
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Ok, so I said a while ago that I should talk about my love for comedy - particularly British Comedy - which I never talk about, even though it takes up heaps of space in my DVD collection. Anyhow, that post got a little out of control - so I decided to post my Top Ten British Comedies from the Noughties.

Also, clearly everyone should be doing pimping posts - in whatever style you like - what were your best sci-fi's or kid's shows or soaps or whatever???

Slightly massive post below the cut - sorry.

ARRGGGHHHH!!! )
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OK - so a retrospective's fine right as long as it's in the first week of the year. At any rate at least this should distract me from the steadily growing list of people who can't make it into work because of the snow. So here is the stuff what I wrote during 2009:

(Also one day when I'm on a fast computer this might have pretty links)


The Stories )

The Stats )

 
The Questions )
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Happy New Year folks. I spent the turning hours of the year , writing feverishly to try and meet my GYWO target - I didn't succeed, missed by about 2,000 words - but I'm not too frustrated as that means I managed 198,000 words last year which can only be a good thing.

Which brings me onto Yuledtide - yay, so so much fun - I was absolutely itching to talk about it all the time I was writing - and now that the author reveal has happened I finally can. First of all though I have to talk about my awesome awesome gifts. I still can't get over my luck that I got three of them. 

My main story was Equilibrium by ineptshieldmaid - it's an incredible, gender-bendy Twelth Night fic - inventive and loving and thoughtful and I really couldn't love it more. It perfectly captures how loose all the ends of the play remain and the language is beautiful.

Then just to show how lucky I am, I got two Yuletide Madness fics for Othello and my favourite Shakespeare parining Desdemona/Emilia - Softening Stones by Assimbya and A Nearing Thunder by AndThen  - both of which are haunting with lovely echoes of the play. Just gorgeous.

Everyone should go and read all three of them. They're all breath taking.

Which leads me on to my fic which is none of these things - I get beauty, I send crack:


Medical Research
Green Wing - Alan Statham/Boyce

Boyce is ready to move his relationship with Dr. Statham onto a new, exciting level - but where should a grown man turn for advice? Luckily there are always magazines happy to help, if you know where to look for them.


Mockery, teen magazines, silliness, most of the cast, recorders, some genuine caring and a snog at the end - all at Christmas time - the crack is strong with this one. Hee, I had so much fun with this one. Even if it did involve me flicking through piles of teen mags with names like Bliss and Mizz in shops (fic is forever, embarrassment is temporary or something). I felt incredibly lucky to get both this fandom and this pairing (as this also happens to be my favourite ship in the show) as it was such a fun place to live, even if only for a while.

One of the things that most of my yuletide offers had in common, above characters and anything else, was that they were set in universes or settings that grabbed my attention and made me want to explore them, to capture them - or at least to try to. Green Wing was definitely not an exception and the toughest part of writing this was trying to capture the madcap, very visual style of the show. I'm not sure it worked but the challenge was fun and it's given me ideas for my own writing.

And I've been totally blown away and so happy with the response and comments - yuletide is definitely a community built on love - at least my experience of it.

One thing I realised though, once the stories went up was that I couldn't really challenge people to guess what I'd written because I've never actually talked about Green Wing on here or the dozen other British comedies that I truly and utterly adore. So expect a squee/rec post of sorts over the next couple of weeks once I've gathered my thoughts together. This is obviously just an excuse for a rewatch. :D Plus one of my not-resolutions for this year is to keep this more updated, though I'm going to be posting from dreamwidth mostly if I can get the cross posting t work.

Lastly, this seems a good opportunity to mention that I'm now pretty settled in at Archive Of Our Own - most of my old stories are up now and I'll be posting anyhting new there too - though I'll definitely link it from here as well. People are welcome to comment me there or here - all comments are greeted with joy and love and squeeing. Still not sure what to do about character/general tags yet - currently everything's very haphazard on my stuff - and any advice would be greatly appreciated.

For example, character wise - in Medical Research the story from start to finish is about Statham and Boyce so I've only tagged it with them but it does feature nearly all the other characters (I missed a couple, dammit) and some of them quite extensively, so should I tage it for them. o_O  - I is confused.

At any rate - you should be able to find me here:- http://archiveofourown.org/users/lorannah/works


:D

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Two stories, one day - can anyone tell that Nano isn't going so well?


Title:
Merlin 2010 - A Fresh Start
Fandom: Merlin Modern AU
Characters/Pairings: Arthur/Merlin, Gwen/Morgana, Uther, Gaius
Rating: All
Contains: (skip) An Office, Coffee, First Day Nerves, Me Ruthlessly Ripping Off The IT Crowd, Smoking, Mistaken Identities, Fashion Advice, Soapy Water, Computer Crisis, Hiding, Tennis, Nightclubs, Unexpected Meetings, Confrontations, Breaking and Entering, A Double Edged Reward
Length: 8,500 words-ish.
Notes: Written for [profile] shikishi for The Fall Fandom Free-For-All. She requested a "Modern Day AU where Merlin is the new IT guy at Uther's multimillion dollar corporation. Arthur hates his job and Merlin confuses him for someone who works in the Caf on the first day - Arthur never bothers to correct him." Which sounded far too many types of fun for me to resist. I hope you like it.
Download Link (complete story, word file): http://www.box.net/shared/tgknmrffpz

Summary:
Arthur is having a bad day at the office but things start to look up when he runs into the IT department's new employee...



 

[SCENE ONE] - Day - An Office, Camelot Industries )
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Title: A Very 'Nightmare' Christmas
Fandom: Supernatural / The Nightmare Before Christmas
Characters/Pairings: Jack Skellington, Dean, Sam, Lock, Stock, Barrel, The Mayor, The Finkelstein's and Various Guest Spots
Rating: All
Contains: (skip) A Lot of Weirdness, Skeletons, Singing, Captivity/Prisoner Situations, Mismatched Fandoms, A Very Lucky Drug Dealer, Failed Rhyming, A Different Sort of Hell Hound, Violence, Character Death and Santa Claus
Length: 5,500 words or thereabouts
Notes: Written for [profile] bloodyfire as part of The Fall Fandom Free-For-All, who requested something from the Nightmare Before Christmas - so alas, I cannot really blame her for any of this - it has all come from my worryingly twisted brain. I hope you like it and sorry if it doesn't completely work.
Download Link (complete story, word file): http://www.box.net/shared/v9v176gb77


Summary:
It's the end of A Very 'Supernatural' Christmas and someone other than Santa Claus is coming to town...




 

A Very 'Nightmare' Christmas )

 

 


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WARNINGS - It is my aim to post warnings for major triggers on all my fics - however, as I am aware not everyone wishes to see warnings, I have placed them underneath the grey block below, to see the text, please highlight. For a full list of the things I warn for and for further explanation of my warning policy please head here.

Title: The Once and Future Captain
Fandom: Star Trek Reboot/Merlin
Characters/Pairings: Pretty much everyone I could think of – though the focus is definitely on Kirk, Spock, Arthur and Merlin – with smidgeons of coupledom encompassing a variety of sexualities
Rating: All
Contains: (
skip) Magical Mishaps and Transporter Malfunctions, Body Swap, The Hills Are Alive With the Sound of Moaning, Blind Panic and Ranting, Mass Confusion, Frustrated Flirting, Merlin is Clever, Arthur is Sneaky, Kirk is Reckless, Spock is Not Amused, Battles, Kissage of Dubious Consent,
Length: 15,700
Notes: So this was the other story I was working on when I wrote The Tempest, which now strikes me as a little bit odd - as they're pretty different. This one was spawned when a couple of people mentioned how Merlin and Arthur are a lot like Kirk and Spock (including, strangely, my book on Arthurian Legend) - I spent a couple of days trying to figure out how a cross-over would work and then wrote the whole plot out in lolspeak - which pretty much sums up the seriousness of this story. Anyway I started off thinking that Arthur=Kirk and Merlin=Spock, which is sort of true, but then I realised in my head at least that personality wise Kirk was a lot more like Merlin and this sort of went from there.
Download Link (complete story, word file):
http://www.box.net/shared/yy35xx8zsi

Summary:
Arthur has a problem – he’s suddenly found himself trapped in the body of the captain of a starship about to be dragged into battle, he’s so out of his depth he’s probably already drowned and to make matters worse this captain, Kirk, is probably leaving a trail of destruction across Camelot – there’s only one thing he’s certain of. It’s all Merlin’s fault. Kirk on the other hand is planning to have the time of his life.



 

“Are you sure this is a wise idea, Captain?”  ) 
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So, I've not posted about Children of Earth since the first day - partly because I was busy, partly because I was enjoying the squee, partly because I was heartbroken. And to be honest, I think I'm done with Torchwood now. But this post was brewing. I've tried to take a step back and I've tried to be coherent - but I'm not sure it worked. So here are the top ten things I hate about that thing that happened in episode 4 (with spoilers right up until the end):


Cut for massive spoilers )



ETA )
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Hey all – I’m filling in for Amy this week so without further ado:

A mysterious creature stalks the Enterprise, murdering crew members. [Memory Alpha]

 

 

Lots of photos and rambling )

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*waves* Hello all - am still unpacking around here (so much to do, so little time) but I thought I should kick this journal off so I come bearing fic. Quickly written silly fic that I finished at 3am this morning. So here goes, the inaugural mission of the... wait, sorry. Distracted.


Title: Drinking Games
Fandom: Star Trek 2009
Characters: I aimed for everyone (but I may have missed slightly)
Rating: PG-13
Word Count:
2400 or there abouts
Summary: Kirk thinks the team need to bond. Disastrously.

 

 

Kirk walked into the bar like he owned the place... )



Entry x-posted to my livejournal.